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Ophira Eisenberg is the host NPR’s and WNYC’s new weekly trivia, puzzle and game show, “Ask Me Another.” It currently airs on your radio or you can download the episodes from iTunes or from the NPR website. On television, Ophira has performed on CBS’ The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, Comedy Central, VH-1, The Today Show, TV Guide Channel’s Standup In Stilettos, Fox, E! Channel, CNN, Oxygen Network and the AXS Network. Back in Canada, she appeared in her very own comedy special for CTV’s “Comedy Now.” Ophira has been featured in the New Times Picks, New York Post’s “The 50 Best Bits That Crack Up Pro Comics”, selected by BackStage as one of “10 Standout Stand Ups Worth Watching” and regularly hailed as a “Highly Recommended Favorite” by Time Out New York magazine.

Ophira’s debut memoir, Screw Everyone: Sleeping My Way to Monogamy (Seal Press, April 2nd, 2013) is available now through: Amazon, B&N.com, IndieBound, Powell’s, ChaptersIndigo. It was also recently optioned by Zucker Productions for a feature film. Ophira’s writing has been featured in five other anthologies including, I Killed: True Stories of the Road from America’s Top Comics alongside that of Jerry Seinfeld, Chris Rock, Dennis Miller and Joan Rivers, Rejected: Tales of the Failed, Dumped, and Canceled, and Heeb Magazine’s Sex, Drugs, and Gelfite Fish. Her stories have also been featured on their Audience Favorites CD, podcast, and award winning radio show. When she’s not doing the above, you can find her New York City’s best comedy clubs.

Don’t miss the chance to see this very funny woman in action!

NYC's Best Comics - Live in Newton!

Saturday, June 10, 2017 8pm

Tickets: $19-$24

Ophira Eisenburg

Erin Jackson

Andrew Kennedy

Joey Vega

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Each show has 4 Hilarious Comics direct from New York!

Ophira Eisenburg

Erin Jackson

Andrew Kennedy

Joey Vega

New York favorite Joey Vega has been entertaining audiences his whole adult life. As an actor, he has been featured in such high profile films as “Rounders” with Matt Damon, “Row Your Boat”, “An Eastside Story”, and “Punchline” with Tom Hanks. On television Joey is ever-present, landing roles on The Sopranos, Law and Order and Trinity. Joey was also a staff writer on “Lopez Tonight.”

“Acting is great, but performing comedy in front of a live audience is my first love.” Whether it’s a packed house at Trump Castle or in front of 20,000 people at Madison Square Garden as both Marc Anthony and Chris Rock’s favorite opening act, Joe has so much fun on stage that you can’t help but have a great time watching him. Joe has appeared on all the major comedy shows too, including Comedy Central’s “Comic Groove,” A&E’s “Comedy On The Road,” “Caroline’s Comedy Hour,” FOX’s “Comic Strip Live” and many others.

Whether it be on stage or screen, keep your eye out for more major appearances from Joey in the very near future and beyond..


Armed with a megawatt smile and a pocket full of dreams, Erin

Jackson is poised to conquer the world of stand-up. Since first making a name for herself at colleges and east coast comedy clubs, Erin’s conver- sational style and relatable humor have helped to propel her onto the national stage. Erin was a semi-finalist on the 2014 reboot of NBC’s “Last Comic Standing,” and co-hosts “Exhale,” a provocative and can- did talk series, now in its third season on Earvin “Magic” Johnson’s ASPiRE television network.

Erin can be seen nightly in many of New York City’s top comedy clubs, and has also performed stand-up on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show,” OWN’s “Wanda Sykes Presents Herlarious,” Comedy Central’s “Live at Gotham,” AXS TV’s “Gotham Comedy Live” and TV Guide Network’s “Standup in Stilettos.” She has appeared on VH- 1 and TV Guide Network as a panelist on pop-culture countdown shows such as “40 Greatest Hip Hop Songs of the 90’s” and “Best Movie Kisses,” and her writing has been featured in The Washington Post and on NYTimes.com.

Andrew Kennedy was born in Bogota, Colombia and spent most of his formative years in South America, the Caribbean and the Far East. His mother is Colombian and father British, neither of who could understand the other. This helped Andrew and his brothers to become fluent in both English and Spanish. By the time he was 13, Andrew had lived in Colombia, Puerto Rico, Venezuela, Hong Kong, the United States, returned once more to Venezuela, and then finally settled in New Canaan, Connecticut (his father got fired a lot). He joined the National Guard his junior year in high school and, at seventeen, was the youngest in his battalion at Fort Sill Oklahoma, were he learned from drill sergeant Diaz that he couldn't "take it all back..."

Andrew Kennedy developed, produced and starred in his own televi- sion pilot for CBS Related by Marriage, and his half hour Comedy Central special was voted one of the network's Top 20. He has been seen on The Very Funny Show TBS, Comedy Central's Premium Blend, SiTV's Spanglish 101, Baby Madness Discovery Channel and NickMom Night Out.

Additionally, Andrew has performed at the Just for Laughs Comedy Festival Canada, Kilkenny Comedy Festival Ireland, and The World Travel Awards in Dubai. Andrew has shared his story live on stage around the world and twice, has performed at Lincoln Center. Back Home on Fusion Network centered an entire episode on Andrew, following him all the way to Bogota, Colombia. He's done all this while raising three non-dysfunctional children with his wife Amy and their Golden/Labrador Retriever and part St. Bernard, Sampson.